When a certain type of man gets dumped they tend to head to a Porsche dealership and make up for their broken heart by purchasing some good olí German horsepoweróbut not one Toronto man.

Rakhmatullo Sotvoldiyev, a 20-year-old Toronto man, decided to utilize a Porsche dealership in his post-breakup hysterics but instead of buying a new sports car/metaphorical dick, he allegedly smashed his Yaris (yes, a Yaris) into the dealership and graffitied the luxury cars to honour his former lover.


Leave the Porsches alone!